New Pro Bowl Unifo... No, Still Don't Care.

The Pro Bowl is an increasingly bad joke, played by indifferent players trying more than anything else to get hurt. It is an exhibition game in a sport that needs to reduce the amount of time its players spend playing.

So naturally, the solution is new uniforms.

No more red and blue (no conferences any more, either): we're into much more marketable colors now.

The press release includes perhaps the stupidest statement written by a league PR flack in some time:

"Reflecting by the pace of the game, these concept uniforms are punctuated by accents of vibrant orange and volt."

Silly under the best of circumstances, the assertion borders on the farcical when applied to the overblown touch-football game that is the Pro Bowl.